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Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman,
"Which book has helped you most in your life?"
The woman replied:
"My husband's check book!!"
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A prospective husband in a book store.
"Do you have a book called 'Husband - the Master of the House?"
Sales girl:
"Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!"
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Someone asked an old man:
"Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - darling, honey, love.
What's the secret?"
Old man: "I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her."
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Pharmacist to customer:
"Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription.
Simply showing marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough !
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For man ... and woman with a bit of humour ?
A man was granted two wishes by God.
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.
Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened!
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Wives are magicians.
They can change anything into an argument.
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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A smart student replied:
"Because Women don't have a wife!"
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A MESSAGE BY A WIFE:
Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children.
I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?
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When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT -
what he really means is
that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
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A lady says to her doctor:
"My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep!
What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies:
"Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! "
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Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman,
"Which book has helped you most in your life?"
The woman replied:
"My husband's check book!!"
🌸
A prospective husband in a book store.
"Do you have a book called 'Husband - the Master of the House?"
Sales girl:
"Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!"
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Someone asked an old man:
"Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - darling, honey, love.
What's the secret?"
Old man: "I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her."
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Pharmacist to customer:
"Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription.
Simply showing marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough !
🌸
For man ... and woman with a bit of humour ?
A man was granted two wishes by God.
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.
Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
🌸
There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened!
🌸
Wives are magicians.
They can change anything into an argument.
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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
A smart student replied:
"Because Women don't have a wife!"
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A MESSAGE BY A WIFE:
Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children.
I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?
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When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT -
what he really means is
that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
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A lady says to her doctor:
"My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep!
What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies:
"Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! "
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